I guess I will end my hiatus on xanga.  So I was on OJI (on the job injury) for a few days and wasn't able to work on halloween night, which was disappointing.  I did get to work the day before halloween and ended up jacking up my ankle.  So this douche decided to throw barricades from a construction area into the street, not a big deal.  Of course when an officer and I decide to talk to this well educated college student, he starts to act like a bigger douche.  He decides to give a fake id that doesn't even look like him and then attempts to run away from us.  It was pretty funny since he face planted into the street as he attempted to run.  I then had the joy of being able to dive and tackle him into the ground even harder.  So instead of getting ID'd and told to put the barricades back up, he got to sit in jail for 5 days because of two felony charges and a misdemeanor.  Moral of the story, don't be a douche.  On another note, the women on campus once again looked like a bunch of strippers walking around.  One of these ladies decided to tell me that halloween was the day when girls can dress like sluts and not be ashamed about it.   Ummmm, I really don't think there's much of a difference between halloween and any other weekend on how the girls dress on campus.

I do want to offer condolances to my boy Jason on the fact that #1 OSU lost to UofI.  Hey, ur the one that told me that when you get felons on the team, the team gets better.  For how many football players we deal with, I have to admit we DO have the felons on the team.   We must have more than ur team.  Also, I'm gonna predict that the UI basketball season is not going to be pretty.  Man, I didn't realize Jeff Jordan was so short!

Finally, the Sox better pick up Torii Hunter and Aaron Rowand.   That would be a money outfield.  Also, put in Kyle Orton.  I can't stand Rex. 

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I can't believe the summer is pretty much over for me already.  The god awful college students are coming back to town.  The campus is so peaceful when they are not here.  I guess I better get ready to start hearing "Fuck you pig!!!" again as I drive through campus.  I can already predict one thing for the upcoming semester.  Since majority of students are lacking in common sense, armed robberies once again will be starting up.  Even though the last serial armed robber was arrested last semester, yes that was done by yours truly, I'm sure another one will pop up since the students are easy pickens.  Finally, for anybody that wants to bring a gun to campus, you will be meeting my new toy and hear me saying, "Say hello to my little friend!"  I'll eventually put a picture up of my new toy.....I have to make sure I don't get in trouble.